Social Constipation

When you have so much you want to say at one time, but you don’t want to overwhelm the person . And you’re not even sure if they even want to talk to you in the first place, so you just end up keeping it all to yourself. And it builds up overtime as you come up with more things you want to talk about.

Internal Monologue: “I have so much I want to say to him, but I don’t know if I should say it all at once. I don’t want to be overwhelming. Maybe I’ll just say a little at a time .. Gosh he’s been so busy lately, does he even feel like talking to me? I guess I’ll just keep it all to myself right now and wait till he’s more available to talk to.. Gosh! I have so much social constipation waiting for the right timing to talk . :’( and I keep coming up with more to say!”

by de3le3 November 25, 2021

Mentally Constipated

1. So full of shit nothing credible can get in.
2. Just won't let go of the bullshit.

Usually caused by propaganda and or confirmation bias.

He's mentally constipated in that he still believes regardless of fact, the election was stolen.

by Lexxster August 1, 2022

Eye Constipation

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.

The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.

by Marshi_eee May 8, 2022

Constipated With Fear

When you let fear block up your life and keep you ‘stuck’ where you are instead of where you want to be.

If you weren’t so Constipated With Fear you would see you’re standing in your own way.

by The Last True Mouthpiece November 30, 2022

constipation

Something Urban Dictionary decided you should buy a mug of for your friends and family.

Hello grandma, here is your birthday present!

Grandma: What the fuck?

Constipation

by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022

Constipation

renee is constipated

renee has ahd serever constipation since 2016

by weinislover911 May 25, 2022

constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.

your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.

by constipationwillhauntyou December 10, 2021