Cambodian

An ethnic race of Asian descent that parallels African American. Those that resides in America are mostly undereducated. They generally form cohort, often gangs or rather "wannabe gangsters". Their appearance often mirrors that of African Americans in that they are dark skinned, traditionally believed to be a result of concentrated melanin in skin cells, but research have concluded that it was mainly a cause of bad hygiene. And similar to their African counterparts, they wear gold chain and jewelries that serve as tool to reveal their wealth. However experts believe that this type of behavior is counterproductive to their intent, since Cambodians have a tendency to purchase fake or cheap jewelries, and as a result, are ridiculed for wearing "cheap brands" - mainly by other ethnic groups, most notedly the Hmong community. Aside from their social status and appearances, Cambodians display diffulties assimilating with other ethnic group. Presented in a crowd, Cambodians will will use jargons and words from their own language so that "outsiders" will not understand. When commented, or asked to please speak English, Cambodians will become highly offensive, often taunting or shouting inaudible words, similar to baboons and occasionally threatens any person or persons who they believe are patronizing them. Threats varies from bodily harm to unobscure sounds. Some examples are "watch yo bak cuz","i`ll get mah crip on yo ass","map pi chu chu" or "oooaahh ahhh ahh".

I am Cambodian.

My friend is Cambodian.

My monkey is Cambodian.

by Agolf Hitter November 6, 2007

cambodian mistletoe

A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.

Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."

Jeremy: "What happened next?!"

Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."

by satansarmy666 October 29, 2010

Commotional

adj. heightened emotional response solely and directly correlated to the volume level of a party

When everyone at the party last night started singing Sweet Caroline, I got very commotional.

by aCoze October 30, 2011

cambodian birdbath

When you stand over your partner and splash your previously ejaculated semen from their chest on to your balls...this action should be taken right away so the semen doesn't have time to dry

can be used as part of the Town Cryer...

My legs are sore from squatting and giving you a cambodian birdbath

Nick Allen looooves a good cambodian bird bath

by Dr Snugggles September 4, 2017

Hot Commodity

The by-product of nuclear wings and too many beers (usually the fine brand Upper Canadian).

Dude, did you see that Hot Commodity at the end of the dock?

Nah, I didn't want to intrude.

by Pappa Largo December 26, 2008

Cambodian Racing Stripe

A long streak of feces in your tighty-whities brought about by relentless dingleberries that scrape between your ass crack and your underwear all day.

Bobcat: Hey Chip...why are you walking so funny?

Chip: Damn Bobcat...I didn't wipe properly this morning and I've had this Cambodian Racing Stripe all fucking day!

by James & Tubbs May 15, 2006

Cambodian Corndog

When you dip your cock in batter and deep fry it then use to penetrate orifices.

Shortly after making pancakes, I surprised Susan with a Cambodian Corndog.

by CALL ME THE ORA EXPLORA August 21, 2009