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Cock

Used by someone older than you to refer to yourself. Considered by some to be patronizing. Usually used in Lancashire, England.
Elderly Woman: "You alright, cock?"
Youth: "Yeah, I'm alright thanks."
by thedackster October 18, 2017
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Cocking

Cocking is when a person just exists for sex and in their downtime scream and yell.
p1: hey do you have big plans in life?
p2: nooo I'm just going to keep on cocking, why?
p1: okurrr byee
by LMNOPQRSTUVWXZ April 11, 2020
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Cock

A male reproductive organ to stick into a womans vagina or mouth, averagely sized 4.3-6 inches in the United States.
1: Hmm, I want to stick my cock in someone...
2: I will do!
1:*Rips clothes off and shows a 7” cock*
2: *rubs cock*
1:*pushes the cock in her mouth
2: *speaks under the cock* you are so MMHMH
1:*forces 2 down on the floor*
2:*vagina’s wet soaks into the carpet*
1:*shoves the cock into the pussy*
2:*cock rubs g-spot*
2:Harder! Faster!
1: *shoves cock in harder and faster each thrust*
2: Ahhh! Oooh! More!
by HiGuyzItzMeh November 23, 2019
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Cock

Short form of a shuttle-cock, used to play badminton.
Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can
by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005
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Cock

What a guy uses to pleasure both women and men
Mark : Wow why's a cuttie like you working at Big Lots?
Abbi : Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I do have a big cock!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I would love a Blowjob!
Abbi : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Hey! Hey! Hey! What's going on in here?
Kiersten : Looks like Mark is getting a Blowjob!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock!
Chad : No honey you only suck Chad's Big Cock!
Abbi : Suck Chad's Big Cock?
Chad : Yes honey in my office!
Kiersten : So Mark you like Blowjob's?
Mark : Uh yeah what guy don't like A Blowjob! Hey what are you doin with my sock?
Kiersten : Oh nothing!
Mark : Oh Kiersten your so kinky I can't see anything!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Oh baby keep sucking Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Hey you don't have short hair!
Steve : Hey Mark you have a nice Big Cock! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!
Steve : Oh yes that's next now bend over!
Mark : HELP im being raped!
by SlopNChop November 6, 2018
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cock on

top notch ( used in shrophire by most bowlers)
(1) cock on lad, cock on
(2)that was a cock on shag !
by tag and payney June 18, 2006
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Cock

The male reproductive organs used in fucking.
Can I suck your cock?
Sure, Peter. We're both fuckin homos.
Hey, I'm no fuckin homo. I just have a fuckin pussy!
by matt August 27, 2003
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