Used by someone older than you to refer to yourself. Considered by some to be patronizing. Usually used in Lancashire, England.
by thedackster October 18, 2017
Get the Cockmug. p1: hey do you have big plans in life?
p2: nooo I'm just going to keep on cocking, why?
p1: okurrr byee
p2: nooo I'm just going to keep on cocking, why?
p1: okurrr byee
by LMNOPQRSTUVWXZ April 11, 2020
Get the Cockingmug. A male reproductive organ to stick into a womans vagina or mouth, averagely sized 4.3-6 inches in the United States.
1: Hmm, I want to stick my cock in someone...
2: I will do!
1:*Rips clothes off and shows a 7” cock*
2: *rubs cock*
1:*pushes the cock in her mouth
2: *speaks under the cock* you are so MMHMH
1:*forces 2 down on the floor*
2:*vagina’s wet soaks into the carpet*
1:*shoves the cock into the pussy*
2:*cock rubs g-spot*
2:Harder! Faster!
1: *shoves cock in harder and faster each thrust*
2: Ahhh! Oooh! More!
2: I will do!
1:*Rips clothes off and shows a 7” cock*
2: *rubs cock*
1:*pushes the cock in her mouth
2: *speaks under the cock* you are so MMHMH
1:*forces 2 down on the floor*
2:*vagina’s wet soaks into the carpet*
1:*shoves the cock into the pussy*
2:*cock rubs g-spot*
2:Harder! Faster!
1: *shoves cock in harder and faster each thrust*
2: Ahhh! Oooh! More!
by HiGuyzItzMeh November 23, 2019
Get the Cockmug. Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can
by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005
Get the Cockmug. Mark : Wow why's a cuttie like you working at Big Lots?
Abbi : Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I do have a big cock!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I would love a Blowjob!
Abbi : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Hey! Hey! Hey! What's going on in here?
Kiersten : Looks like Mark is getting a Blowjob!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock!
Chad : No honey you only suck Chad's Big Cock!
Abbi : Suck Chad's Big Cock?
Chad : Yes honey in my office!
Kiersten : So Mark you like Blowjob's?
Mark : Uh yeah what guy don't like A Blowjob! Hey what are you doin with my sock?
Kiersten : Oh nothing!
Mark : Oh Kiersten your so kinky I can't see anything!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Oh baby keep sucking Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Hey you don't have short hair!
Steve : Hey Mark you have a nice Big Cock! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!
Steve : Oh yes that's next now bend over!
Mark : HELP im being raped!
Abbi : Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I do have a big cock!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I would love a Blowjob!
Abbi : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Hey! Hey! Hey! What's going on in here?
Kiersten : Looks like Mark is getting a Blowjob!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock!
Chad : No honey you only suck Chad's Big Cock!
Abbi : Suck Chad's Big Cock?
Chad : Yes honey in my office!
Kiersten : So Mark you like Blowjob's?
Mark : Uh yeah what guy don't like A Blowjob! Hey what are you doin with my sock?
Kiersten : Oh nothing!
Mark : Oh Kiersten your so kinky I can't see anything!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Oh baby keep sucking Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Hey you don't have short hair!
Steve : Hey Mark you have a nice Big Cock! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!
Steve : Oh yes that's next now bend over!
Mark : HELP im being raped!
by SlopNChop November 6, 2018
Get the Cockmug. by tag and payney June 18, 2006
Get the cock onmug. Can I suck your cock?
Sure, Peter. We're both fuckin homos.
Hey, I'm no fuckin homo. I just have a fuckin pussy!
Sure, Peter. We're both fuckin homos.
Hey, I'm no fuckin homo. I just have a fuckin pussy!
by matt August 27, 2003
Get the Cockmug.