layer cake

The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.

Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.

by Birdamus December 3, 2013

noob cake

Noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are Noob Cakes. Think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. These noobs suck much harder than the average noob.

I pwned your ass noob cake. You are the sux0r of all noobs!!!:p

by The Black Flag June 17, 2006

eat cake

That act of eating ass. Also known as rimming. Oral sex on a female with a large well shaped ass.

I'm going to take that girl with the nice ass home, I want to eat cake!

by Echo4Romeo May 1, 2020

pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.

Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

by strangedaze April 28, 2005

like a fat kid on cake

To be very much on something or all over something; like white on rice; very attracted to something. The term is especially appropriate to use when describing the attraction of a drunk male to a fat chick, or hogging.

Whoa, look at that hot chick with big tits. I'd love to take her home with me. I'd be all over that like a fat kid on cake.

by PMax February 19, 2009

penis cake

A penis cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that's either shaped like a penis or has one built on a regular cake. The penis stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. The end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.

When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.

"Man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a penis cake. I was crying jizz the rest of the night.

by NRE February 1, 2008

caker

a word used by the young italian-canadian generation to describe canadian people. Cakers have a bad taste for food, music, fashion and overall lifestyle. People that have newfoundland accents and drink beer all day are definately cakers. Those who put ketchup on their pasta cannot be described by any other word other than caker.

I went over Brad's house the other day and saw him eating kraft dinner. I always knew he was a big caker!

by k_cazzo November 10, 2006