clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

by Anonymous November 24, 2002

clusterbourach

a bùrach (gaelic) = a mess
clusterbourach as printed in the paper = a richt fucking mess

this brexit is a right clusterbourach

by ecksmc December 14, 2018

Clusterfuckery

The process of Great Britain exiting the European Union, and becoming FUK (Former United Kingdom)

In an ongoing clusterfuckery, the MPs continued to debate several amendments to amend the existing amendments.

by Dagu33 March 26, 2019

cluster fuck

Military in origin, but often used in paramilitary organizations like cadets. Used to describe a situation that has gone horrendously wrong. Almost always involves a large group of people that are disorganized: where the leader has failed.
(Can often refer to a performance by a group of people; drill performance, play, skit that fails to entertain)

J: "OMG... that unit has the worst drill I've ever seen..."
K: "It's like a huge cluster fuck!"

by RedLead April 12, 2006

overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

hell if i know but it cant be good

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!

by J_P June 20, 2004

Cluster Fuck

Term that is military in origin, and used to refer to officers in associated positions of power and resulting decisions that resulted in: poor decision making, emotional reactivity, increased number of casualties, and an overall sense of distrust in poorly-qualified leadership.

Currently used in popular culture to describe any situation in which: extrememly poor decisions are made for the purpose of very tired and predictable personal gain, without consideration for how decisons impact others, and an overall sense of intimidation due to lack of competence and personal responsibility by the aggresor.

Rob: "May I have permission to take a piss? Oh, and by the way, everyone is questioning your authority."

Lizzie: "No, you need to hold it for another 43 minutes and I don't care who does what. I've already thrown everyone under the bus, let's sit back and watch it unfold. I created this cluster fuck."

by DoAsISay111 September 15, 2010

clusterfuckistan

A place in the middle east, in too much in termoil and having too unstable of a government to give an actually name to. This place is constantly involved in multiple meaningless, religous wars and wants to Kill Americans for having different religous views or no religous views.

"why don't the people in clusterfuckistan stop attacking us for being infidels? Fuck they need to get laid and stop treating weman worse than camels.

by Lil' Sins January 4, 2010