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tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.
Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!
by Chad H July 25, 2006
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clone

1. a copy

2. fan of the Jim Rome show.
Scientist will clone about anything these days.

I listen to the Jim Rome show I guess that makes me a clone.
by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004
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chonged

Chonged - shitfaced, aired, fucked up, screwed, stoned, high, ditzy, fuzzed.
One of my mates came into work/school today totally chonged
by Shadow April 25, 2005
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Chonger

A term to describe anything. It can be used as a verb or a noun.
Austin: "Just got a chonger sized sale!"
Austin: "What do you chongers want for lunch?"
Austin: "You better show up or else you are chongered."
by The SF Dragon July 18, 2018
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Clunge-monster

A clunge-monster lives and breathes clunge. He (or she) is often characterised by delusions of chastity, superior intelligence and good looks. Often pretends to be Spanish and uses this as part of what can best be described as a "professional muffer's handbook" (to include piano playing, sofa-jumping, poetry recitation and translating foreign wine bottles). Regular activities include: muffing, schweffing, chirpsing, degrading, advancing to base 3 (the selfish kind), more muffing, and an unhealthy predilection for masturbation.
- "Why's that guy doing one-armed press-ups in the middle of the bar?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why has Richard got a wrist strain again?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why does Richard call himself Ricardo?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"
by Del Addy March 10, 2011
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Clunge Jungle

Where a lady has an abnormally hairy clunge.
I just couldn't penetrate that Clunge Jungle!
by Hamish the Amazing January 2, 2009
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Clone Kid

1.Mindless organism not capable of thought
2.The popular kids at any high school that dress and act alike, they all have the exact same tastes and talk the exact same way. Anything they do is based on an existing trend, they often listen to the same music and have the same expressions.(almost always but not necessarily an asshole)(some would say they are incapable of making their decisions)
3.To say you represent something and think it's better, but not know why
4.Sometimes considered the modern jock
At my school they all where Billabong, Quiksilver, and Volcom clothes and all listen to Silverstein, As I Lay Dying, and other similar bands(not because they like the music or clothes, but because it is popular), frequently heard saying things like 'fire it up' or 'party it up' or 'don't even worry about it' all said in idiotic tones with no sarcasm. If you go to high school and are described by these things you are a full blown clone kid, sorry
by Mikeisme December 14, 2008
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