chuff

The sound a hamster or gerbil makes when it sneezes.

My gerbil just chuffed.

by Artemicon September 21, 2004

chuff koon

The act of smoking weed.

Let's go chuff koon.

by steve labreane October 29, 2006

chuffer

a vary large unfit fat woman

a fat woman will "chuff" when she walks , a bit like an old steam train , big fat chuffer

by mr s j madden February 26, 2008

chuffs

Steady tokes on a spliff.

v. to chuff(ing) pl. Chuffs

"I was totally chilled. Sat there chuffing on a spliff, listening to The Wall"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

chuff

Any hole or object a man could use to stick his penis in and have sex. A last resort for masturbation.

guy 1:"Dude I was super horny last night so i had to use a chuff."
guy 2:"Yeah? So what did you use?"
guy 1:"A sponge."

by charlie lower February 19, 2008

Chuffer

A loser.

That dude is a real Chuffer, always asking to borrow money.

by aus012 October 26, 2011

chuffed

To be given a good seeing to by a colleague in a place of work

"I was well chuffed on the common room table"

by Gooorggeous December 26, 2005