Chest Press

When you are tittie fucking a girl and you are bent over her chest.When things start to get hot and steamy you start to take a dump(works best with rabbit size or a smaller turd). When you finally blow a load in her face you forcefully lower you buttox onto her chest-stomach area and smash the already laid turds(spreading them around wont jeopardize anything). If done right you should knock the breath out of her, this gap of time when she is chocking on your previously blown load and lost breath added with the smell of smashed poop filling her lungs should give you a time to escape.

I chest Pressed 3 bitches last night, and they never saw it coming.

by JAKE T, WYATT T June 10, 2008

Chest Butt

A well apportioned set of boobs, pushed up with a good bra, that makes the female look like she's got a nice set of buns on her chest.

Check out the chest butt on that turbo

by Skip Leo October 24, 2012

Weiner Chested

When old women, or fat old men, have saggy boobs that look like hot dogs. Or weiner-dogs with the snout as the nipple.

GOD GRAN! Your gettin so weiner chested! BUY BETTER BRAS!!!

by Xela||aleX February 21, 2009

Mom chest

Typical red freckled sun damaged chest. Not all moms have mom chest, but the ones who do are always moms.

“Ew. Look at the mom chest on that mom.”

by Seacrumpjr October 9, 2018

chest rats

Breasts, boobs, norks, pink nosed t-shirt rodents etc.

I gave her some cheese to show me her chest rats.
or
I taught Natalie Imbruglia how to sing and she showed me her chest rats.

by Fred4000 November 1, 2008

Muff-chest

An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.

'What's up Muff-chest?'

by 68'er January 16, 2009

chest clumper

the act of take a dump or pooping on someones chest.

"You gonna get a chest clumper"

"The chest clumper was a little nasty but errotic"

by Mia Queefington December 24, 2007