wind chapped

The generally horrible feeling on your face and hands when traveling outdoors in cold weather, causing a "chapped" and ashy texture all over. Generally cureable by covering the diseased areas with chapstick.

Billy bikes to class every morning and always gets wind chapped on his face and hands.

by Wind Chapped Billy January 17, 2018

Paige Chappel

My love of my life -Cartor

Hey this is Paige Chappel.

by Carter32 January 17, 2022

Sistine Chapeled

Getting so domed off of nicotine that you see God.

John: Damn you doing all right?
Michael: Nah this puff bar got me sistine chapeled as fuck.

by frggerz January 14, 2023

chappies

An irritated or inflamed anal area. "The chappies" is a condition somewhat like hemorrhoids but on a more temporary basis. Chappies are usually caused by excessive ass wiping due to having the shits or by excessive moist farts causing a sore, irritated anal region.

"Damn, Frank's food was so greasy I had the shits all day. Now I've got the chappies so bad I can hardly sit down!"

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

chappelle

Leaving a place of discontent.

I chappelled the fuck outa there.

by Crafty September 5, 2008

Capple

A person who looks like an apple but is actually a carrot

"Look over there! It's a capple!"
apple carrot orange red dumbass ugly little fucker the apple fucker the carrot fucker

by Bdusknxh June 29, 2016

Get chapped

Get chapped meaning to be trolled or let down by a friend.

Paul, "Hey guys can someone pick me up tomorrow"
Conor, "sure friend"
Doesn't pick his friend up and leaves him waiting.

Conor then texts Paul knowing well that he was never going to pick him up and leaves him a text message saying, "get chapped... Cunt. Lol"

by Ginkel June 15, 2022