a ghost of a chance

a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode

From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"

From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"

by chinoboii11 August 24, 2009

cancer on a stick

Cigarettes

Look dad it's cancer on a stick

by smoke crack every day January 16, 2016

Cancer Frappuccino

A frappuccino mixed with random ingredients, which may consist of bleach, jet fuel, and other cancerous or cringy substances.

Oy, let's go get a cancer frappuccino.

by Apo11o November 23, 2016

Cancer Is A Bitch

My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.

I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....

by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017

Cancer dog

A relatively obscure New York street food consisting of 15 cigarette butts on a pretzel.

Can I get a cancer dog?

by Cancerous Spaghetti-O's June 20, 2019

Plan Changer

Some who always feels the need to change the plans that everyone else has agreed on.

Matt: Is everyone ready to go to the speakeasy?
Lisa Ann: Why doesn't everyone come to my house instead? I'll make lasagna.
Matt: Stop it. You're a plan changer!

by Don Pedro S. August 30, 2013

no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

by DKapp October 8, 2013