paint the ceiling red

Slang for committing suicide. Blood and brains get all over the ceiling

these valoniggas make me want to paint the ceiling red

by cockswing March 24, 2022

Celine Dion

French Canadian female soft rock/AC singer. Responsible for such hits as My Heart Will Go On from Titanic, Where Does My Heart Beat Now, The Power Of Love, It's All Coming Back To Me Now and others.

Celine Dion sings a lot of soft rock music.

by 1069 August 19, 2006

clingon

fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion

These slingons sure make my pants lumpy

by will grasmick February 9, 2003

Stage 6 clinger

One stage above a stage 5 clinger. This person did not derive their obsession with the opposing person through sex, but simply through a random act of kindness. If you have ever been called at 4am and the other person "just wanted to talk" you have a stage 6 clinger on your hands.

Fred: Jane is such a stage 5 clinger.
Jack: Did you guys have sex?
Fred: No.
Jack: Well then she is definitely a stage 6 clinger.

by B.A. Trustwurthy March 30, 2010

Clinger

A typically large ball of feces hanging out of a dog's butt suspended on grass, or other strand, that won't release.

Hey Wendy, Bently has another clinger, your turn to remove it.

by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2018

Dirty Celina

A blowjob where she puts your legs over her shoulders and grabs your ass while she deep throats you and licks your balls at the same time until you cum down her throat

“Sorry I can’t go out after work I have to get home and get me a Dirty Celina!”

by Nc0831 March 26, 2020

Level 5 cling-on

A person, typically from the opposite sex, who has taken a keen attraction and obsession with you or another person based on subsequently little or hight amounts of social contact.
Often in most cases it is a female who has taken a serious obsession with a male and has reached the pinnical of the annoyance levels and usually wants to spend all her time with the male.

As in the movie Wedding Crashers, after Jeremy has sex with that red head, he refers to her a a level 5 cling-on.

by long daddy 5 July 3, 2007