Call of Duty'd

When you're playing so much Call of Duty that you forget about your Spanish class.

Andy: Don't you have spanish class right now?

Steve: Shit, I forgot all about it, can you give me a ride?

Andy: Fine, let's go.

Dan: That dumbass just got call of duty'd!

by Apartment 27 December 12, 2009

Call of Duty Impairment

After playing COD and things in your life relate to the game.

A heightened sense of situational awareness.

Walking outside after playing and seeing a plane fly over and saying "Enemy UAV has been spotted"

Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.

Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.

by The-Show-Off February 3, 2010

Call of Duty

1. A soundless noise that a young man or woman may hear or feel which causes them to "answer" the call and enlist in the military to serve and defend his/her country.

2. A series of shitty first-person shooter video games developed by Infinity Ward and Treyarch, which allow the player to be noob-tubed, killed by throwing knives, and have stupid as shit abilities such as unlimited sprint and a 5000 mile melee distance.

1. Frank: "Why do you want to join the Marines, Bobby?"
Bobby: "After 9/11, I just felt something...I felt obligated to serve this great nation and defend her from all who may threaten freedom, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, or the American way of life"
Frank: "You must've heard the Call of Duty"

2. Faggot #1: "Hey, wanna play some COD?"
Faggot #2: "HELL YEAH! I'm gonna make a class with RPG's, noob-tubes, throwing knives, and I'm gonna put on scavenger, lightweight, commando, and painkiller!"

Guy: "You guys do know that there's another meaning to Call of Duty then the game, right?
Both faggots: "THERE IS?!"

by happydog34 July 21, 2010

Call of Duty Girlfriend

A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.

Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."

Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"

Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*

I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D

by Ladykikyo8 March 19, 2011

Call of Duty

A first-person-shooter game with about as many 11-year-old fanboys as the PS3, and is generally played by people with way too much time on their hands, or someone who hasn't played any Battlefield games. Usually accompanied with squeaky voices, crappy montages, fanboys that hate every other game ever, singles, and 20-year-old "pros", that give Microsoft Points to have their ranks, K/Ds, accuracy, and other useless virtual gold stickers increased in shinyness.

Person 1: I'm playing Call of Duty!

Person 2: I'm playing Battlefield with my girlfriend. We're probably going to have sex which you'll never get now though, see you!

by RussellLawliet July 25, 2011

call someone on the carpet

To call someone into question; to question one's action

to call someone on the carpet

by stanzz October 25, 2006

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3

Another installment to the lack-luster Call of Duty series followed by a legion of mindless fan boys who claim it is the best game in existence despite each new installment bringing next to nothing new to gameplay.

The game is literally alive only because of its multiplayer fandom.

It features what is typically seen with any Call of Duty game.

-A Lackluster Campaign with an incredibly dull story seen in many video games before. The series is seen to some as a rip off of most of the Tom Clancy Adaptations.

-Online Multiplayer broken by a series of easily fixable mechanics ranging from an unbalanced sandbox to incredibly skill-less tactics such as "No Scoping" and "Drop Shotting."

Fanboy: "Dude, I just got Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 and I'm going to jizz all over myself for nothing new and broken!"

Intelligent Gamer: "Ok, have fun with that. Oh, and leave my XBL party before you begin complaining and raging like you have with the last two games."

by Of The Ashkaari December 2, 2011