San Clemente, CA

Great place to retire, surf, or grab a quick bite to eat; Not very diverse politically, culinarily, or racially. Some parts suffer from Affluenza; Aside from being a surfing mecca, San Clemente doesn't really offer a unique experience of any kind.

Person 1: I live in San Clemente, CA
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!

Person 2: Just had a hunch...

Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life

by Redacted_Rectified December 23, 2020

comme ci, comme ça

Educated, french way of saying: "meh".

A: "How are you doing?"

B: " comme ci, comme ça"

by plasticnono July 28, 2021

Riverside, CA

Commonly reffered to as "Wiggerside" because of the all the damn tweekers that live there. Its full of illegal immigrants that cant drive and refuse to flush their used toilet paper. They speak english, but prefer not too. Also home to at least 7 rival gangs. Its not hard to spot these gang members because they are cholos with bald tattooed heads, neck, and arms, most of wich wear a tattoo of a giant bell (stop laughing homez !) and socks pulled up to their eyelids. This place is also crawling with bible thumping churchies, gays, alcoholics, and bums . This is not a palce to raise children . There is at least 4 homes for sale on every block and if you do live here still, you have to lock up everything!including your gas tank and mail box. Every single place there is to hang out here has a fight break out (especially childrens places ) .

I wanted to date that girl, but then I found out she lives in Riverside, CA and I was like "Nah , Im straight!"

by Demonicack August 17, 2008

coo coo ca chew

A line ORIGINALLY from the BEATLES song "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band".

LINDA: How about if I coo coo ca chew on your Polish Sausage?

by Johnny Rivers November 26, 2006

Malibu, CA

Far out, highly overrated, overpriced and now overcrowded beach town of small houses, telephone lines, traffic jams ruined by LA wannabes, greedy speculators, sleazy New York types and fools from the city who since 1980 paid through the nose thinking they were escaping problems. Considering circa 1960 clean, blond surfers, easy living - 2013 cheesy people pretending they are rich, trashy Hollywood types, and their children pretending they are Rap artists.

You going to Malibu, CA? To do what?

Drive through to Santa Barbara.

by NortheastTST July 29, 2013

Shekky_ca

Owned

by Chow Fat May 3, 2003

Colton, CA

Colton, CA is a City in San Bernardino County but it's also part of the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area. Colton, CA has a neighbor Grand Terrace. Colton, CA is a small city unlike it's siblings Rancho Cucamonga or Redlands. Colton, CA has a hot tropical climate, if you buy a home there you need Air Conditioning to cool yourself. People like to exaggerate how bad is the city. Let's talk about the education, Colton, CA has their own district which is CJUSD (Colton Joint Unified School District). CJUSD is a good district. They have good teachers but not all of them. CJUSD is against Bullying and Harassment which is a problem in California. Don't think CJUSD is like MVUSD. Colton has been improving on their crimes and housing. Colton has been opening up new homes in west colton. Colton is currently working on their downtown area which I should wait for that. Colton has a good community. And it has elderly people in the city so are Latinos. No all African American or Latinos are bad in the city they have good and positive people.

I'm from Colton, CA and I lived here with my family after living in Lake Elsinore, CA. Thank You!!!

Sorry for my grammar mistakes.

Friend: I live in Fontana, CA
Other Friend: I live in Grand Terrace, CA
Me: I live in Colton, CA
Friend: I never knew that
Other Friend: Me too

by HanakoKunFan April 8, 2021