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Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards

AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.

The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.

...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.

Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.

People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:

-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts

-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
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Bisexual Trend

A group of kids, usually between the ages of thirteen and twenty. They usually belong to the punk/goth/emo/scene community. They spend most of their time on Myspace, taking pictures of themselves in front of mirrors, making out with their partners, or near a toilet. They often dye their hair black, sometimes with streaks of color.

The captions on their myspace photos are usually song lyrics. They are typically female, but can also be male. The male types are usually homosexual.

In all honesty, a truly bisexual person is hard to come by. Most of them are probably bi-curious.
Girl One: OMG, I totally think I might be bisexual.

Girl Two: Are you sure? I mean, a lot of people are saying that nowadays. With the whole bisexual trend and all.

Girl One: Omg! Those people are, like, not real bi people. They're obviously poseurs. I'm really bi.

Girl Two: Oh. Okay then.
by Kirkpatrick Lover Kiddo February 21, 2009
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Bisexual Chic

Bisexual Chic refers to the act of pretending to be bisexual in order to attract attention and often time members of the opposite sex as well. It more common among women than men.
Tyler:

Did you hear?
Janie came out of the closet as a bisexual!

Susie:

She's not really bi, she's just pretending... She's Bisexual Chic.
by Dylan75 March 17, 2009
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Bisexual

Attraction to 2 or more genders. This is the definition according to Bisexual Organizations, Resource Centers, Activists, and the Bisexual Community.
Bob likes men and women. That's at least 2 gender. Bob is bisexual
Jane likes men, women, and agender people. That's 3. Jane is just as much bisexual as Bob
Katie likes men, bigender, agender, and genderfluid individuals. She is also bisexual.
by PhoenyxAngel September 8, 2015
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bisexual homo

A homosexual man who will,on occasion,fuck a goat.
Most brazilian fags are actually bisexual homos.
by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011
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btsexual

The sexuality in which one is only attracted to BTS.
Person A: what is your sexuality?

Person B: I'm btsexual, I'm only attracted to BTS members.
by La K-poper 7w7 September 28, 2020
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bisexual

Doing the same thing as everyone else but with more finger guns. Good at spewing random-ass puns.
I'm bisexual 👉😎👉
by spisgrl May 12, 2020
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