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Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.
Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?
by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016
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buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife
by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014
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Budgerigar Syndrome

A female who is forced into a sex profession and does not mature mentally because of her enclosed (budgerigar cage) environment and lack of interaction with the outside world. These females typically have a very friendly and innocent sounding personality.
A women suffering from Budgerigar Syndrome could be a stripper or prostitute who comes across as being very innocent and friendly to her clients.
by Mr Gous Uddin February 19, 2009
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Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.
Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.
by Vin coosan July 24, 2014
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burgerking

They burgerking-ed last night in the parking lot of BK!
by Hu Hi October 12, 2010
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Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
by Clay-train December 5, 2019
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budgerigar

by Eibro October 2, 2003
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