Pushing the Broccoli

This phrase applies to situations when a girl comes round and she is not what you expected, be it because she has 'catfished you' or she just had really strong game and come round without you first asking for a picture. You still want to hit it up because otherwise it is a waste of time and the rest of the night will be awkward if you reject it, so you hesitantly sit there and reluctantly fool around with it like a kid eating tea that mum has cooked knowing that you have to eat it, but you just really don't want to.

Oh dude i got a chick over last night and i was pushing the broccoli until i blew so that she would leave.

Pushing the Broccoli by Antony.James91 January 21, 2015

cut the broccoli 

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

cut the broccoli by Hot Digity October 24, 2018

eat one's broccoli

If someone has to go through bad times, take something in order to pay his dues he eats or has eaten his broccoli.

He's eaten his broccoli. He went to jail and is ready to start a new life. eat one's broccoli

eat one's broccoli by jesse87 May 30, 2013

CHICKEN RICE AND BROCCOLI 

CHICKEN RICE AND BROCCOLI

CHICKEN RICE AND BROCCOLI

CHICKEN RICE AND BROCCOLI by MessengerNagol March 17, 2019

eye broccoli 

An uggo, the opposite of eye candy.

That chick is homely.
Yeah, total eye broccoli

eye broccoli by Rpoole11 December 7, 2010

chopping broccoli 

cutting up cocaine into lines for snorting

What did you do last night?
I was up all night chopping broccoli.

chopping broccoli by chubbyrain October 14, 2003

Dirty Broccoli 

While fucking a girl Doggy style or from behind, You take a stalk of broccoli and stick it in her ass with the flower sticking out. when you jizz you jizz on the broccoli and than proceed to eat it out of her ass.

OMG dude I cant believe jim gave me a dirty broccoli.

Dirty Broccoli by CRZY-C March 4, 2010