Jamaican Broccoli

Another name for Marijuana.

"Hey do you have some Jamaican broccoli at home."

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Broccoli

Noun
weird vegetable that looks like a tree

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by naturally idiotic April 19, 2024

Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.

We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee.

by Grandparenting May 20, 2024

Broccoli Beef

A Broccoli Beef is when someone rubs their bush against your cock

Dude, Sarah gave me a NASTY Broccoli Beef yesterday

by Zekey Pekey July 3, 2021

The Broccoli Game

The Broccoli Game is a traditional Swedish sports game where 2 people light a piece of broccoli on fire and shove it up their respective anuses. The first person to then suck up the entire broccoli piece into their rectum is the victor.

"My rectum is still sore from last night, me and my friend played the broccoli game"

by Maker of the broccoli game August 31, 2017

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

financial Broccoli

Financial Broccoli is sound advice on how to keep your finances healthy. However, some might consider it something hard to digest or in poor taste.

Now, that's enough financial broccoli, let's move on to the stock market changes.

by Wisdom4Why April 20, 2024