carnival barker

Donald Trump.

The country does not have time for sideshows and carnival barkers.

by jalara May 18, 2011

borker

From the realrates consultant website. Originally a typo for "broker". It describes a less than ethical technical recruiter. There are variations like borkette (female) and borkery (place of business). The verb 'borked' can mean "cheated by a borker".

The only jobs that I could find were sponsored by borkers that were paying far below market rates.

The bork insisted that I come to the office to fill out 20 pages of useless paperwork.

As soon as I mentioned to the borkette that I wanted a full disclosure clause in the contract agreement she stopped calling me.

by DarkHumour May 13, 2005

Berkeley Bitches

Really ugly girls that bring down the average hotness of a school/club/city down several notches. Originates from the legend that Berkeley has lots of ugly girls. Known for being ugly, professing liberal ideals and being inhumanely prudish and bitchy.

Dude, let's bail. This party is full of Berkeley bitches.

by The Last Great American Liberal October 10, 2003

Bob Barker

When someone fucks a prostitute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. And while exiting the premises you yell "the price is right, bitch!"

"While attending a bachelor party in Vegas I "Bob Barkered two whores in one night." "The price WAS right!"

by MarkO July 29, 2008

b0rked

Completly bust, broken, messed up

"haha, you b0rked it!" "I can't, it's b0rked"

by Nitro April 27, 2003

Birkett

To 'do a Birkett' is to revise science lots, possibly to an obsessive degree.

Also can mean to revise science constantly, with no other hobbies or activities.

"I've got my Chemistry exam tomorrow, so I'm going to do a quick Birkett tonight to prepare myself."

by Matt Burrell February 5, 2009

Birkenstock Mafia

A seemingly loosely-knit group of lesbians on any and every online edifice for verbal war (i.e.: usenet, forums, online art communities) who, when one of them is even mildly insulted, will rain relentless hellfire upon the foolish, hapless mortal that seemingly made a newbie mistake, and any fool who may speak either on the behalf of the mortal, or attempts to calm the sisterhood. They are also trendsetters and have a majority of the public opinion of online art communities in the palms of their fishy hands.

Beware the Birkenstock Mafia, they own this 'net

by BurningForCheetos April 6, 2005