sex bond

Not breaking up with someone just because of good sex.

How are they not breaking up! They fight all the time!
It's because of the sex bond. That is the only thing keeping them in a relationship.

sex bond by KayKay48 May 28, 2016

James Bond

Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.

Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?

Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?

Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.

James Bond by rswamy February 8, 2022

Blood bond 

When two mated werewolves have have great sex, just before they orgasm they half turn so there eyes glow and their canines extend. When this is happening the both feel drawn to eachothers neck. Both of the mates bite into eachothers necks and then they are together connected forever or till one of them dies. Afterward they are able to feel eachothers emotions and talk telepathically. Their connection is strongest after sex and each mate is able to put up a "mind block" if needed

Helen slid back Elise's long dark hair and frowned

"Is everything okay between you and Kane? You have not blood bonded yet."

Blood bond by A3181 June 4, 2015

James Dave Bond 

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.

Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D

James Dave Bond by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012

james bond burger 

cumming and then cutting up person to serve at a michelin star restaurant.

i james bond burgered my sister last friday

james bond burger by MONGUS January 28, 2022

Lauren bond 

A beautiful girl, I love her so much and she means the world to me

Please be mine you are perfect in every single way

Lauren bond , be mine

Lauren bond by The guy with a cool jumper December 6, 2014

James Bond

To "James Bond" someone, or give them the "Bond Treatment" is when you have a one night stand, and surreptitiously exit the dorm room/hotel room/bedroom before they wake up, leaving them to arise later on, alone and befuddled. Extra points if you're wearing a tux at the time.

"Oh man. Kevin got home at like 7am. He totally pulled a James Bond on that girl!"

James Bond by Binny82 February 16, 2008