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Derringer Boothe

Derringer is a beta male cuck who sucks cock for a living.

Derringer will say everyone else pulls none. when he's the one who pulls no-one.
Person 1 "did you see Derringer Boothe"
Person 2 "no? why?"
Person 1 "hes so short. he's all talk no game"
by LLeonard May 7, 2022
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TP toll-booth

A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.
My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".
by QuacksO May 25, 2019
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John Wilkes Booth

1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln

2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.
“Robin Scherbatsky was Ted and Barney’s John Wilkes Booth
by Oneshyshawty April 18, 2022
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booth

the crib, the place where you live.
I wuz chiilin in da booth wit my posse.
by James May 13, 2005
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boothality

Similar to a fatality in Mortal Kombat, a boothality can only be executed by John Wilkes Booth.
When John Wilkes Booth killed Abraham Lincoln that was quite a boothality
by dix fontain September 1, 2005
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booth bimbo

An attractive female model hired to give presentations/demonstrations at a trade show, especially in high-tech industries where the audience is predominately male.

The newer synonym booth babe has largely replaced the less politically-correct 'booth bimbo'. However, booth babe only implies that the person was chosen for the role because of their appearance (but could actually be an employee of the presenting company rather than a professional model), while 'booth bimbo' adds the connotation that she has simply memorized a script and is totally clueless about the product.
I was so mesmerized by the booth bimbo that I actually asked her a technical question after the demo, thereby embarrassing both of us.

Nobody was checking out the WhizCo exhibit - if they couldn't afford a booth bimbo, they were obviously minor players.
by PsyPhi January 10, 2011
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Judas Booth

A pseudonym used by an author who wishes to disassociate him or herself from a written work. The pseudonym is a combination of Judas Iscariot and John Wilkes Booth.

See also Alan Smithee.
David Lynch was so pissed off about the extended edition he had the screenplay credit changed to Judas Booth
by jesster79 June 9, 2018
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