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Moon baking

Having intercourses on the beach or in a car at night and the moon light is shinning over their naked bodies.
Took a girl out last night for moon baking on the beach.
by F.X.D March 15, 2021
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chocolate shrimp boating

sticking ur big toe in someones ass and then sticking it in someones mouth
susan stuck her big toe in dwight ass then put it in his mouth. He sure does like chocolate shrimp boating.
by misfit7 December 13, 2010
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panic monkey braking

when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).
i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.
by dhr46 June 12, 2011
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beaking it

The act of snorting illegal powders through your nostrils.
"she's on a comedown, she must have been beaking it all weekend"
by Ty Wordman July 3, 2006
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baking ass

bake some ass, baking ass, to be very much under the influence of marijuana.
I am totally baking ass right now.
Wanna bake some ass after work today?
by zlistiognuxqj October 24, 2006
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Tug boating

The act of masterbation to a man whilst he is walking. Tug boating
Hey Ash, Would you mind tug boating me down the street since it's dark?

Sure, I have no beef with that. Don't worry my tug boating skills have excelled since the last late night walk we had.
by JB YO January 19, 2011
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booking the cooks

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.
Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.
by enjuneer November 13, 2003
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