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Boho Boffins

A rather plump, well covered intelligent sheep. Often found in the library or amongst well educated folk in northern scotland. Considered to be the same build as a glen. However this is a cute and loveable variety of sheep which many campaigners are attempting to prevent being sodomised by the Welsh. Generally considered to be an asexual creature. Often known by its buddies as Sir Boho Boffins.
Tania - I must have that sheep. Lets call it Boho Boffins.
Rob - U Freak! But i suppose it is a good a way as any to waste my student loan. It is quite comical.
Jenny - O......K.
by Rob, T and Blub January 17, 2005
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boff

'boff', the shortened term of boffin is a common insult used by people of low intelligence to people of high intellegence. I believe it is a term used to cover up there own thickness, as what is wrong with being smart?
You boff!
by arnold beefenburger May 25, 2004
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broffee

Broffee is a stimulating beverage, often brewed with stale coffee granules and warm beer. Broffee purists argue that beer must be the primary liquid used to brew the coffee; however, coffee addicts and other degenerates have been known mix pre-made coffee with beer.
While John and Tommy prefer to brew their broffee by pouring an old beer directly into the back of the coffee maker, Andrew will simply pour an old beer into a moldy cup of Joe.
by Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 8, 2009
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boff

1. a strike with the fist

2. to strike someone or something with one's fist

3. to copulate

4. an instance of copulation
Did he just boff the the mascot and run in broad daylight.
by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2008
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Boffie

To have sex with
She/he could boffie me anytime!
by Rob November 22, 2003
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Bloff

"Mary, I need you to bloff me."
by mj123456 January 12, 2014
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Boff

v.
To participate in boffing
i.e. simulated melee combat with mostly-safe padded weapons usually constructed with PVC piping and foam, bound and decorated with various Duct Tapes; often used in LARPing to decide the outcomes of battles.

The word was developed as an Onomatopoeia for the sound usually made when the aforementioned padded weapons strike one another or a person (BOFF!).

In lieu of this, these padded weapons used are commonly called "Boffing Weapons".

One example of boffing combat is to follow "black knight" rules--a reference made from Monty Python's King Arthur and the Quest for the Holy Grail--in that, if you are struck in the arm, you are to pretend you have lost that arm; if you are struck in the leg, you are to pretend you have lost that leg; if you are struck in the crotch, waist, torso, neck, or head, you are to decalre yourself 'dead'; if you are struck on an arm or leg that has been lost, it is assumed that the weapon 'would have' passed through the limb that wasn't there and struck the next part concurrently in its path--usually the torso or another limb, resulting in 'death' or another 'amputation'.

Remember, folks, Boffing is just a game.
"I Challenge you to a Boff!"

"He boffed me over the head and now I have to wait for someone to raise me."

"I won, but he still boffed my arm--where's the healer?"
by HCCRPCDrunkenMonkey October 8, 2005
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