The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.
Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.
by J.Dee. January 22, 2014
Get the Blond Conspiracymug. James Blond is a nickname for Daniel Craig who is the sixth James Bond, but has blond hair instead of the typical black hair that Bond has always had.
by TheForgottenSpark November 12, 2006
Get the james blondmug. when a pretty blonde girl does something steriotypically "blonde" ie: walking into a pole, not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people, and/or saying lots of "likes" in the same sentence
oh my god, i like totally had a blonde moment, i just tripped over your dog and then i landed on your boyfriends penis...sorry
by E dawg February 15, 2004
Get the blonde momentmug. The infinite & incredible strength a person can only have from Blonde hair. Even stronger when natural. This makes it the far superior hair race.
Natural enemy: The ginger.
Natural enemy: The ginger.
by BlondeNation September 25, 2013
Get the blonde powermug. by Smokey March 3, 2005
Get the Bottle Blondemug. by Spunky Union July 3, 2007
Get the spermicide blondemug. A female that is blonde, hot, and just plain sexy. She has the body, the breasts, and she will probably max out all of your credit cards.
That blonde bombshell Kendra Wilkinson is the hottest girl next door. When Hef dies, she's gonna want some fresh young meat like mine.
by Pornstar6993 February 3, 2008
Get the blonde bombshellmug.