Thermal Blitz 

Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.

Person one: Thermal Blitz is a meme :/

Person 2: a great fuckin meme :)

Thermal Blitz by hotdamnitsbirdy May 27, 2018

Zone Blitz 

Zone Blitz is a faggot

"Hey, you know this person named Zone Blitz?"
"Yeah he be a big ol faggot :^)"

Zone Blitz by Ponduz Donduz July 29, 2018

shit blitz 

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

shit blitz by Word of man October 9, 2018

Mississippi Blitz 

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback

I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.

Mississippi Blitz by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019

Blueberry Blitz 

A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.

Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz

Blueberry Blitz by Kauranax January 15, 2020

dirty blitz 

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent

Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?

dirty blitz by Hvhicvieihcdwvyfxoysqfxfyxoyf April 26, 2020

Arctic Blitz 

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.

It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.

Arctic Blitz by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020