by Sidd Black October 23, 2002
Get the blarf mug.A male/female (commonly females) who are try hards in looking good yet ugly as fuck and flirts with guys/girls that despise their presence. A common way of identifying a blarf is that they wear shirts that hang off one shoulder, indicating that maybe they are a slut, but later on you find out they are indeed a tight ass prudey trudy. They usually try and act like others and seek loads of attention. They do not follow bros b4 hoes or chicks b4 dicks. Simply, a blarf is someone who thinks they are hot, yet is not in a way, shape, or form attractive.
hannah is the biggest blarf on the planet
did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf
that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf
that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
by killtheblarfs.com April 25, 2011
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when in a fight you can say to your enemy:
"you better watch it because i'm gonna give you a berfer!"
"you better watch it because i'm gonna give you a berfer!"
by amanda antilla September 3, 2005
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Guy 2: "No way! I just finished my beerfast and I can't even think about eating right now."
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by moviegirl47 March 23, 2009
Get the Beerfast mug.A person who is a BFF (best friend forever), shortened to one word for saving time while talking. It is often used when trying to get another person to do something for you or to cheer them up by telling them they are your BFF (berf).
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Get the berf mug.To be wanting to be like Baerf.
by Steve Massey May 16, 2003
Get the Baerf mug.used by only the weired people, to be a bitch or mean to somone or if you have nothing else to call them
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