private blendering

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.

Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009

Italian Blender

Cumming on a persons face and then furiously whipping your dick in a circular motion infront of the said persons face while making a "WURRRRRRRRRRRRRR" noise.

Jack: I heard my neighbor doing the Italian Blender last night...
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

by BonerJamz97 April 27, 2014

Sideways Blender

noun, the sexual pleasure enjoyed by a man sticking his penis inside the cut out center of a woman's belly button.

She ended up dying from loss of blood after taking a sideways blender.

by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004

Blender

A mother who doesn't STFU, and is always constantly bitching about something or annoying you in someway or somehow. A mother who is constantly nagging about something or complains over and over non-stop about random BS.

Blender is going off again. MY blender is blendering. I am so sick of blender. Why does my blender always flip out and complain. I hate my blender.

by Stevie-Weevie October 30, 2010

Turkey in a Blender

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

by Bro November 27, 2003

hot blenders

a very physically attractive male working in a smoothie shop, called blenders.

Man, I really want another smoothie, so we can see the hot blender!

by Dani May 13, 2005

blenderplay

(n.) The use of blenders in autoerotic stimulation, usually involving external male genitalia.

Frank lost his testicles after an unpleasant bout of blenderplay.

by Paul Wilsoz! April 14, 2004