bleach

is one of the best anime series, its about Ichigo Kurosaki and his shinigami powers and hollows attack people and people swing their swords crazy and people called arrancar have abilitys like a shingami and Ulquiorra is such a emo :D but i love him for that

BLEACH RAWR many Bleachtards these days

by Narutoismeh February 24, 2008

Bleach Ball

Someone who is so fucking white they look like they're bleeched, and the lumination discharged makes them appear as a big ball of light.

"Jesus what the hell is that big ball of light, it looks like the sun fell"

"No it's just the bleach ball girl from accross the street."

"Oh you mean Katie."

by Adam January 3, 2005

bleacher blonde

One of those girls who goes to high school baseball/football/soccer games etc who typically..
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)

"Omg kerstie did you see that hott guy in the stands over there?!" "oh em gee! No! Where?!" (someone from stands watching the game)- "those bleacher blondes arent even watching the game. I hope she gets hit with a foul ball!"

by sarahfara53 July 27, 2009

Bleacher Creatures

New York Yankee fans that sit in the bleachers of the stadium. Usually to start the game they yell each players name in the infield and outfield. The tickets are much cheaper than the average ticket in Yankee Stadium.

Did you see Nick Swisher salute the bleacher creatures?

by yanks34 March 19, 2010

Bleacher Bunny

The whore who chases after the athletes at school, despite the knowledge that they sleep around everywhere and will give her a nice columbian surprise and a broken heart.

"Damn that bitch is a bleacher bunny, she has had sex with the entire basketball team."

by Melissa Miller October 24, 2010

bleather

(ble-thir)) Dalect Cheifly Scot.- !. person who chatters incessantly; someone who babbles on and on ("That wee yin o' yours is a bleather mouth yea").

Reference: Spirit Design

"Oh for hevens sakes your just a wee bleather, talk, talk, talk, talk!"
OR
"all you do is babble your such a bleather"

by MCMB December 26, 2008

Anal Bleaching

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal

Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

by Dinkky September 9, 2010