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Ass blasting

Ass blasting (verb), is the act of going up to someone and giving that person something that was coming their way. It could be anything, as long as they had it coming.
"Hey I'm going to be upfront, we're going to have anal sex."
"Are you ass blasting me right now? I've had this romantic night of butt fucking heading my way for days."
"Yeah, and you're welcome."
by Swooby Booby September 8, 2018
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Sand Blasting

While a man is having sex with a woman, he pulls out, inserting his penis into the sand, then finishes having sex, but before he blows his load the girl sits up and the man ejaculates in the woman's face, the sperm and sand combined have a sand blasted affect.
by the sand blaster October 26, 2010
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blanking

To put a blank between the last word of the sentence and the exclamation mark, to make the mark better noticeable.
A: I love you !
B: I love you too, but stop blanking, please!
by nameless nick October 23, 2011
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blasting

going fast on a moped without really actually going that fast.
Me: Dude i was blasting cars last night.

You: How fast were you going?

Me: Like 45!
by rod ney February 20, 2011
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Blarting

The act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercoarse.
The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.
by the lovers April 27, 2009
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cucumber blasting

Similar to finger blasting a girl, but with a cucumber.
I bought one of those 14 inch cucumbers from Whole Foods and was cucumber blasting the shit out of that girl.
by QueCumBer January 17, 2014
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