Borked

A term used to describe writing loaded with misspelllings, transposed letters and misspaced words (i.e. suppose dto) where any attempt to read it, as written, aloud sounds like the Swedish Chef.

Marty must have really intimidated him, he completely Borked that ticket he sent to local support.

by Captain Shocker March 30, 2011

bjork

Bjork {proper noun}- Icelandic singer with many fans, some of them with other musical interests, namely, actual music. etymology- Icelandic. bjork/ed/ing/(verb intransitive}- Obfuscation of meaning, to make intangible, to hide the true meaning of. bjorky/-ish/ {adj.} to attire with oddments, to wear fashions from another plane of existence.

Bjork's new CD is definetly very much all bjorked up, I can't imagine how bjorky the concert would be.

That new babydyke from East High, came over all bjorky and said, "ooooooooooogieshmafalllalllallla rrrrr~.", so I don't really know if she is doing her part of the project or not- and WHAT is she wearing, a stained bleach bottle?

by dumb tem April 19, 2006

borky

microphalus- a small penis

"John got laughed out of bed when the girl saw his tiny borky."

by The Internet August 12, 2004

bork

An amalgamation of beef and pork, found readily available in Japan, sold as ground meat or niku.

All the ground beef prices were sky-high at Fressay today, so I decided to make my chili with bork, instead.

by Nerdlass June 14, 2010

Borking

That thing where you go to puke and stop yourself

'The doc keeps looking at my messed up leg and borking'

by CockRocket July 17, 2009

Bork

1.) A beef flavored pork substitute.
2.) An unnatural sexual act.

1.) Excuse me garcon, my uncle and I would like an order of your bbq bork sliders.

2.) My uncle borked me during family weekend behind the woodshed.

by Turbo_Donkey July 12, 2011

Bjork List

People who contribute nothing to society other than provide us with the type of drivel that winds you up enough to want to punch them in the face upon seeing them in the street.

That useless TV presenter has filled my head with celebrity gossip for the last time and has thus made my bjork list.

by Kebabpete March 11, 2011