bernarded

to be pummeled to a bloody pulp, to awake in a dumpster by the hands of a tiny girl

Dude, I got beat up and woke up in a dumpster." "Dude, you just got bernarded.

by hey9999 July 27, 2011

Gill St. Bernard's

Daycare where education comes to die. Rich kids think they don't need to learn and they don't end up learning. Gill caters exactly to that. The teaching is lame, teachers hate their jobs (in all lower, middle and upper schools); it's usually in the last two months that anything of value is taught in the classroom. Some teachers are ex-gill students.. shows how great their education was- it couldn't even get them another job! Teachers are jealous of the kids and it shows. They do everything possible to stay behind state standard curriculums. Kids are mostly left to themselves. Resources are squandered on repeat mailings asking for exorbitant donations or to buy lottery tickets for cheap trinkets that even our dogs could afford. Even with all that wealth, educational standards are practically behind every other public school in the state, if not the nation. Science and math is non-existent, so if you want you kid to apply to dental school or get into a financial math program, this is not the place. They have way too much drama to do anyone any good, except the liberal arts crowd that ends up at Rutgers (if even that) or Raritan Community College (if even that). Everything is catered to pleasing the Prada parents who anyway aren't around most of the time to care what their kids are doing. It used to be a girls' school for theater studies... what would you expect?

You can count on your fingers the number of Gill St. Bernard's graduates that have gone on to (and graduated from) any top-thirty (let alone top-ten) undergraduate colleges or universities in the past two decades. That should tell you a lot about the emphasis Gill places on EDUCATION of the mind. Send your kids to school here and forget about them.

by cheapkate December 19, 2009

bernardita

An amazing human, cute and very creative, she does amazing art, Chilean and 17 years old, she's so lovely and she likes tøp <3

Wow, she's so creative and cute, she must be a Bernardita

by Spookyjofefa December 26, 2016

Bernard

A euphemism used for the derogatory term beaner, though not as insulting.

Man 1: Dude I can't believe all these "bernards" are taking our jobs.
Man 2: I know! It's unbelievable!

by Bean-Bernard May 8, 2019

barnhart

King of the micro-cephalic pinheads. A self-promoting, boot-licker. This being is most known for his famous quote “Are we following the procedure yet?” which found its way into Bartlett’s Quotations following the utterance to the befuddled masses when asked for a technical interpretation. Also well known for his ability to use entire travel budgets, micromanage, hold a grudge, use buzzwords, and produce little. People marvel at this pointy-headed, ball cap wearing fellow whose stupefied puzzlement at the overload of trivial information at AMWTP somehow works out into a way of getting through life.

Hey boss, I have to give this presentation at head quarters in the morning and I need to catch a flight.

Sorry but our travel budget was Barnharted. You'll have to take a greyhound.

by unreliable August 1, 2008

Dirty Bernard

The act of a male pulling out as a female squirts juice in his mouth. He then holds her juice in his mouth as he cums in her mouth then spits her cum in her mouth. The female then gargles on the cum cocktail as she sucks the males dick...
"

Hey that girl is a freak I heard she gave Lucas a dirty Bernard at the farm party

by Spanish_currency January 9, 2018

bernard chops

from the UK meaning sideburns.

Look at those bernard chops along the side of her face.

by commoner31 September 29, 2006