Bender, a drunkfest that lasts from at least 4 days to 2 weeks, possibly more. Not the character from Futurama, not a gay dude, leave it alone you homophobes.
by Matt4211 May 9, 2006
Get the bender mug.A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.
His best friend and room mate is Fry.
Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.
His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass
He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
His best friend and room mate is Fry.
Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.
His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass
He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
Fry: Goodnight Bender
Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans
Fry: Bender, Bender
Bender: Wah?
Fry: Do you have a bathroom?
Bender: A what?
Fry: A bathroom
Bender: huh?
Fry: Ah forget it
Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans
Fry: Bender, Bender
Bender: Wah?
Fry: Do you have a bathroom?
Bender: A what?
Fry: A bathroom
Bender: huh?
Fry: Ah forget it
Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
by William Spencer December 30, 2008
Get the Bender mug.A hate word used to describe Mexican or Spanish people. Usually used against illegal mexican aliens.
by Kyle Kuhn July 20, 2008
Get the beener mug.A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.
Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"
by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009
Get the Fender Bender mug.A hockey player who basically sucks and or his/her ankles bend in while he/she skates. Perfectly used while chirping your opponent.
by Sidney Crosby November 19, 2007
Get the Bender mug.by Reuel Titus October 17, 2003
Get the bejeebers mug.1. The act of bending someones dong.
2. One who enjoys bending the male penis. Usually done with the mouth.
2. One who enjoys bending the male penis. Usually done with the mouth.
by A.P.K. May 16, 2003
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