Rust Belt Loser 

Anyone, at this very moment, right now, caught dead or alive living in the State of Michigan.

The State of Michigan last night made a desperate (it's usual emotional state these days, like that of a hysterical spinster) phone call to the West Coast pleading for either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone to come and 'save their dilapidated and sick ass' and somehow bring about a happy Capra-esque, Hollywood ending. The State did this on the grounds that, as President Reagan was already dead (is Bonzo available?), both B-movie actors were the only known living persons who, owing to their respective previous roles as 'lone macho warriors', could conceivably pick up the State 'all by themselves' and save it from such a 'horrible' fate (akin to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman only this time with more testosterone). While Stallone could not be reached for comment, Schwarzenegger, when asked if he might agree to such a request admitted he already had quite a bit on his plate as current governor of California. "Besides," he added, "I would have to see the script first and certainly wouldn't want to go anywhere where I might wind up a Rust Belt Loser."

Rust Belt Loser by Rust Belt Jones April 8, 2008

Bagel Belt 

A predominantly Jewish neighborhood in an established urban area.

You gotta drive to the Bagel Belt to get good lox and corned beef!

Bagel Belt by rlr4818 October 4, 2008

The Belt 

A weapon that has been used to give pain among the heroes of this world that helps learn discipline and value upon the arse that is smacked

HARDER DADDY oh give the values of life with the belt

The Belt by thereapermage July 1, 2018

Rude Belt 

The geographic area around and about the Northeastern United States, often characterized by directness in conversation and lack of extraneous chit-chat. People not from this area think the locals to be rude, with the term originating as a variation on pre-existing geographical designations within the U.S., such as the Rust Belt, Sun Belt, or Bible Belt.

Directions in the Rust Belt:
A: Hi! Can you tell me how do we get to Grand Rapids?
B: Sure can, been living here all my life. The freeway is just up the road a bit... Hey, where you from?
A: Oh, Florida originally.
B: Really? I got a cousin lives in Tampa.
A: Oh yeah? What part?
(...etc. etc.)

Directions in the Rude Belt:
A: Hi, excuse me, how do I get to Boylston Street?
B: See that stoplight? Go down six blocks, take a right. Go two more blocks. Bye!

Rude Belt by BourbonDictionary September 9, 2011

chicken skin belt buckle 

Where a man can pull his nut sack up past his belt buckle or up to his belly button

Yo, did Todd show you his chicken skin belt buckle?

chicken skin belt buckle by tattoodguy09 June 3, 2009

Dart Race Belt Fight 

Originating at Bishops University, this legendary battle occurs between two shirtless bucks who race to finish a dart while lashing each other with belts.

Regulation leather belts are encouraged, an impartial adjudicator should simultaneously spark both darts, one smoke break is allowed per match.

Chuck may have lost the dart race belt fight but Alex looked fucking mangled.

Dart Race Belt Fight by Sexyalexis September 17, 2016

black belt in sucking dick 

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick

Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.

black belt in sucking dick by Pap¡ March 1, 2017