zika belt

The southern region of the United States, where you're more likely to get Zika.

Vacation in Miami? Are you crazy? Come July you won't catch me anywhere near the zika belt.

by Aplusbar June 28, 2016

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Barney the belt

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.

“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP

by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

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Long Belt

When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----

I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.

by hugedongus December 8, 2019

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Gucci Belt

Going into a store and buying the cheapest thing, from the most well known brand, with the biggest logo - right now this is a Gucci belt, a few years ago a Burberry check shirt. Usually done by someone that wants to make people think they have more money than they do - the person wants to flex their supposed wealth, but the message they send is more a desperation for approval and an indication they don't have enough money to buy other, more subtle, items from that brand.

Joe thinks that sweater is a flex but it's more a Gucci belt.

by nailer September 2, 2022

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