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Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005
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Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.
Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*
Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.
Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*
by Mr. Wun Hung Low March 18, 2008
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Bollocks
• bullocks
• ballocks
• bollocksed
• bellock
• bollocksing
• bollocksy
• ballocksed
• Bollocksage
• bollocksbag of bore
Where a fit young girl has top bollocks, an older chesticularly gravity afflicted lady will have bottom bollocks.
1:)
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.
2:)
Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.
2:)
Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009
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Get the bollocksy pisscunt mug.An exclamation of disgust with someone deeply fucking stupid. Very handy when some stupid chav doesn't get a joke.
by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003
Get the go bollocks mug.An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.
A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore
A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore
Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore
by keeva February 22, 2008
Get the bollocksbag of bore mug.what you were thinking of, bored shitless,then you look up this word on a search engine and get here?! Very bizarre!
*taps fingers, looks round to make sure noone is watching* then ta da, type bollocks and look all innocent :)
by manslayer December 21, 2003
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