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Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
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the dogs bollocks

Mr. A: Those Koreans eat too many dogs.

Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.

Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*
by Mr. Wun Hung Low March 18, 2008
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bottom bollocks

Where a fit young girl has top bollocks, an older chesticularly gravity afflicted lady will have bottom bollocks.
1:)
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.

2:)
Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009
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bollocksy pisscunt

An expression of utter contempt for someone, or thing.
What you lookin at ya fackin bollocksy pisscunt.
by Unstoppably Shit Gay May 13, 2008
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go bollocks

An exclamation of disgust with someone deeply fucking stupid. Very handy when some stupid chav doesn't get a joke.
"Well, do you get it?"
"Duhhhhh"
"Ah, go bollocks"
by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003
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bollocksbag of bore

An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.

A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore
Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore
by keeva February 22, 2008
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Bollocks

what you were thinking of, bored shitless,then you look up this word on a search engine and get here?! Very bizarre!
*taps fingers, looks round to make sure noone is watching* then ta da, type bollocks and look all innocent :)
by manslayer December 21, 2003
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