starfish the bed

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.

As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.

by mantrum November 22, 2017

Jubeesh's Bed

A communal area for expats to gather on arrival to the Netherlands, wherein pictures are taken of the newly arrived expat in a "Paint me like French Girl" pose. It is mandatory that only underwear are worn to cover the nether regions and socks.

Lads... Last night I did a shoot in Jubeesh's bed.

by The Anonymous Defined June 8, 2019

have you shit the bed

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)

It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?

by Lee.w October 31, 2017

shit the bed

The utilization of the phrase varies by country.

1. (American) Failure of a device, usually in a non-repairable manner.
2. (British) Exclamation of surprised.

1. "My car shit the bed when the timing belt broke."
2. "The boss is back from vacation early!" "Shit the bed."

by Peri March 23, 2006

Good in bed

If someone is "good in bed", it means they're good at sex.

Gary: "I had sex with Nicola last night."
Frank: "Finally started putting out, did she?"
Gary: "Yeah, but the wait was worth it. She's so good in bed."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato September 10, 2020

out of the big bed

term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....

(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)

After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....

by sheila in the car October 6, 2009

Bed

A place to get laid in. See also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.

I fucked her all night in bed!

by Your Ass September 14, 2003