beamer

1. a BMW
2. a hella hott car

i fucked your little sister in the backseat on my new beamer last night

by alyson saunders August 1, 2007

Brett Bauer

Two words that seem to comprise a name, but are in fact sentence modifiers and word replacements of epic and biblical proportions. They can literally squeeze their way into any sentence in the English language, and should be used to their fullest.

Note, Brett Bauer does not need to appear in order in a sentence, nor does it need to be in its entirety (ie: just "brett" or "bauer" is okay. "Brett my bauer!", "You totally bretted your bauer on your skateboard last night", "The problem with your car appears to be a loose bretters and desperate need of a bauer change"

by The Zamboni October 24, 2008

Little dick beaters

Girl hands.

Bro you got some little dick beaters

by BIG OH a little shady November 13, 2010

Jack Bauer Power Hour

The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).

Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?

What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!

by Zipster May 16, 2005

beater

An extremely shitty car.Also known as a shitter or junker

Yo your whip is a beater.
Fuck you bitch

by Big Smoke Dogg November 18, 2003

peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

Meat beaters

Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.

Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"

by Mahogany March 16, 2007