Beadle-bend

Scots; seemingly limited to the small town of Strathaven (approx. 25 miles from Glasgow) and used by local neds (see Scots: "Ned")
Having seemingly used reference to the late Jeremy Beadle of TV's "Beadle's About" fame, it is uncertain whether it's use has continued since the late 1990s:

Means to beat up or give a someone a kicking.
Usually used as a threat.

Sometimes abbreviated to "Beadlin'"

Ah'm gonnae pure beadle-bend ya.
You're getting a pure beadlin'

by The great bearded one September 4, 2010

handy bendy ghandi

A small poseable figure of an old wrinkly political activist
With a removeable loin cloth

Mum, the dog's eaten my handy bendy ghandi

by PGTips April 26, 2006

A Brady

Better known as a no reply.

When you send someone a large amount of snapchats to which they never reply, it is known as pulling a Brady.

by Ied2000 September 15, 2014

Beardy Weirdy

A strange gentleman with a beard to demonstrate his weirdness.

The Beard of Weird generally has a passion for mundane activities... namely train spotting and household insurance.

Many flashers and exhibitionists wear a green macintosh and sport a beard highlighting that they are from weird.

That strange Guy from Guildford, he is the beard of weird. A real Beardy Weirdy.

by Prader Willi 5 April 1, 2010

Brady Bunch

When your entire family consisting of large number of people show up at the same time and make a lot of noise.

I was having a relaxing dinner when the entire brady bunch showed up and stressed me out.

by Marty James 123 March 16, 2012

anal beads

Anal beads are a type of sex toy for both men and women to use when alone or with a partner. This toy is a good introduction to anal sex for beginners. Typically, anal beads are smooth, round spheres made of silicone or plastic. Resembling a short strand of pearls, the beads are connected to one another by a piece of nylon cord or other type of strong rope-like material, with a ring or some other type of handle at one end. Some anal beads feel soft to the touch, while others are firm and textured. The beads are inserted gently one bead at a time into a person's anus. At the moment of orgasm (or at other times), they are pulled out by the ring or handle. Another version of anal beads is similar to a dildo — made of plastic or rubber — where the shaft is a series of round spheres.

Sally eased into anal sex by using anal beads.

by beepybeep March 13, 2009

Bradying

To sit down on the ground with your legs straight out in front of you and your head hanging in shame. Made famous after Super Bowl XLVI, when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady first invented the pose after throwing an interception to Giants linebacker Chase Blackburn.

See also: Tebowing

Now that the Patriots have lost the Super Bowl, Bradying is sweeping the nation.

by ud106c March 14, 2012