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mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!
by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010
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Batko

To get excessively drunk and/or sloppy; a messy night.
Man I totally pulled a batko last night when I banged that landbeast.

Last night was totally batko.
by gbpack August 16, 2009
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Basik

1. Slang term for "Basic"
2. KiD BASiK
3. www.myspace.com/therealhuy
4. therealhuy
I keep it "basik." not basic nor complicated, like you dudes is brain sick.
by therealhuy September 28, 2008
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Batista

That Batista, he uses steroids.
by bastion booger August 25, 2005
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Bati

A nymph. Usually of the woodsy, or water type. One who prefers a lack of clothing in favor of running through fields and woods freely.

Also another name for a town worth pillaging. As in to strip for useful goods and booty.
What. A. Bati!
by Goggles87 February 3, 2010
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bariki

Man with the biggest nose ever, looks like big bird. Small penis too, Horrible in bed
Bariki is so gay
by Rekt pp October 2, 2017
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batak

gurgati for duck
internatioan bataks of america!!!
by bathia June 3, 2004
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