Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Batwing Suit

When ones Batwings are so severely stretched and stuck to the inner thigh, they have the ability to allow a man to leap from a fixed object and have their moistened, stretched testicles provide enough surface tension to power flight much like a traditional wingsuit.

His Batwings are so pronounced, he was able create a Batwing Suit and comfortably sail down the mountain using only his testicles to keep him aloft .

by Mr Fancypants March 12, 2019

batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

mast batting

Masturbating.

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.

by drum solo March 30, 2009

boneless batwings

the inner labia around a womans vagina. especially if they are dark in color.

When i first saw my girlfriends snatch, she had some delicious looking boneless batwings!

by pitch1970 February 22, 2011

fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.

i was fifa-bating over my goal last night

by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011

bully bashing

Bully:

a : a blustering browbeating person; especially : one habitually cruel to others who are weaker

Bashing:
The act of bash or;
1: to strike violently : hit; also : to injure or damage by striking : smash

2: to attack physically or verbally <media bashing> <celebrity bashing>

Bully Bashing: v: When a victim / individual or group of victims / individuals decide to hunt the bully

"Tom was bully bashed today. He deserved it!"
"Lets go bully bashing. I cant wait to see Tom cry."

by DickGale August 29, 2013