Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster
by N_E_K October 31, 2016
Get the Horny bastardmug. removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and lodging it in her ear to give the "wet willy" effect
I gave my girl a greasy bastard last night
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut
by GingGang August 21, 2018
Get the Greasy Bastardmug. A man who will say and do things in a very refined manner, but what he says and does are truly horrific things.
by restrictionenzyme July 31, 2012
Get the Gentleman Bastardmug. by Icatel August 22, 2011
Get the Clever Bastardmug. 1. a tory,
2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.
Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.
Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
Get the tory bastardmug. Australian slang.
see pompommybastard
Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.
see pompommybastard
Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.
by gladi June 28, 2008
Get the pommy bastardmug. by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
Get the Bastard Fuckmug.