sneaky bastard

Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.

Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.

Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.

John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.

by GODS JUDGMENT May 29, 2010

bastardwhore

A term of derision or scorn toward someone whose gender is unknown or ill-defined.

"I'd be happy to pull forward to the first window as soon as the bastardwhore in front of me does."

by Josh Holyoak July 1, 2005

bastass

A combination of bastard and jackass, in reference to
a person, event, object, etc. who/that exhibits the behavior of both qualities.

1. Dude, he totally stole my prom date! Fucking bastass!

2. What the hell? This is due in 3 days? What a bastass project!

by enderkin September 20, 2006

Bastardly Bastard

When some one is such a bastard you have to repeat yourself. Also a good thing to yell out when frustrated.

Me: They forget to give us ketchup
Her: Bastardly Bastards! I need ketchup

by <3Lex May 18, 2008

Bastardice

(n): The direct opposite of justice. Any situation or action indicative of the past or present actions of bastards.

Not to be confused with the adjective tense, Bastardous.

"This ipod that guy sold me doesn't even work! Pure Bastardice!"

by DuexTres March 31, 2009

bastabitch

n. adj. bastard + bitch, reffered to male/ female who is not down for anything and is trippin.

"why you actin like a bastabitch"
"you'z a bastabitch, get the f*#k out my face"

by Letofi December 23, 2008

Bastard Box

A Bastard Box is quite simply any roadside speed camera.

A typical bastard box would be a GATSO speed camera.

by CaptainAHaB July 3, 2009