sneaky bastard

Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.

Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.

Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.

John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.

by GODS JUDGMENT May 29, 2010

bastardwhore

A term of derision or scorn toward someone whose gender is unknown or ill-defined.

"I'd be happy to pull forward to the first window as soon as the bastardwhore in front of me does."

by Josh Holyoak July 1, 2005

Bastardly Bastard

When some one is such a bastard you have to repeat yourself. Also a good thing to yell out when frustrated.

Me: They forget to give us ketchup
Her: Bastardly Bastards! I need ketchup

by <3Lex May 18, 2008

Bastardice

(n): The direct opposite of justice. Any situation or action indicative of the past or present actions of bastards.

Not to be confused with the adjective tense, Bastardous.

"This ipod that guy sold me doesn't even work! Pure Bastardice!"

by DuexTres March 31, 2009

Bastard Box

A Bastard Box is quite simply any roadside speed camera.

A typical bastard box would be a GATSO speed camera.

by CaptainAHaB July 3, 2009

Bastard Behind the Eyes

The most horrendous, head pounding hangover a man can experience. Originally from the 1987 cult classic 'Withnail and I'.

Where are the aspirins? I've got a bastard behind the eyes.

by The Hylander July 8, 2018

You Bastard channel

The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.

My mom watched the You Bastard channel all night last night

by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009