The Barret

Long in the face, thin in the hair, generally a sleepy creature. Its territory is the couch. It subsists on fast food, cigarettes, and booze. Very hard to arouse. Seldom spends energy on anything other than using a lighter and the thumb and index finger to open cans. Everyone has someone like this in their life. The Barret only mates once every three years for a solid fifteen seconds.

The Silver Crested Barreticus Lazicus. Found in the piedmont region of North Carolina. One can spot this elusive creature among Papa Lou's buffalo tenders boxes and Marlboro Light boxes. CAUTION: Do Not Attempt to Move The Barret from The Couch.

The Barret can also be used as a verb and adjective.

Example: Stop Barreting around so much, you are depressing me.

The sky is very The Barret today, look how dark and gloomy it is.

by John K Eaton November 16, 2006

barley

n. cocaine
Brixton slang, rhymes with charlie

there's barley coming in tomorrow, fifty quid a gramme

by MC Massive August 9, 2004

Ballet

The closest humanity has come to perfection.

To dance the art form of Ballet.
To go see a Ballet.
To dance in a Ballet.

by Aspen Wren April 2, 2017

Baret

A common misspelling of the word Beret. Only a complete moron would make this mistake.

Why do you keep typing "baret" to refer to a fucking "beret"? Are you retarded?

by darx202 October 17, 2018

Barleen

barleen is very shy very kind and generous baddie

Bully- give it to me
Me- :(

Barleen- give it back loser

by Meaning of Barleen June 9, 2020

Barrett

Barrett is an amazing man/boy, and you'll be very lucky if you ever meet one. A little goofy sometimes, they definitely know how to have a fun time. Sometimes he will have a low self esteem, but will get on you if you have one too. He doesn't like to see other people hurt, and tries his best to always help others. Barrett is an amazing dork, and is the type of person to stick to the end. He is a little sensitive sometimes, but his kind and caring nature is what makes him so appealing to everyone. He knows everyone, and everyone knows him, but strangely enough he is not with the popular crowd. He deserves the world, as he has written and done much for the world. He's a writer, a poet for the ages, whether it be on paper, or just what he has done in general. Barrett is the type of person you should try to always keep around, and try to have his back as he'll have yours.

Boy: Wow, that Barrett is really one of a kind.
Girl: Yes, he's amazing, isn't he.

by Crazygorl December 27, 2020

matthew barreto

A complete and total dumbass, this person is quite literally one of the most stupid and idiotic people that you will meet in your life.

Wow man, that Matthew Barreto... Such a dumbass.

by _"_:;!=* August 17, 2016