BARF

Acronym for "Border Alien Robbery Force" which was a police commando team sent to patrol the snake-infested no-man's-land south of San Diego, not to apprehend the thousands of illegal aliens slipping into the U.S., but to stop the ruthless bandits who preyed on them nightly--relentlessly robbing, raping and murdering defenseless men, women and children. The task force plan was simple. They would disguise themselves as illegal aliens. They would confront the murderous shadows of the night. Yet each time they walked into the violent blackness along the border, they came closer to another boundary line--a fragile line within each man. and crossing it meant destroying their sanity and their lives.

This real life saga is depicted in the book "Lines And Shadows" by Joseph Wambaugh.

Politicians stopped funding BARF because they could not exploit it for votes and they considered their mission a job of Border Patrol.

by CyberWordSmyth February 24, 2024

snot barf

Nasal puke. The forced ejection of nasal mucous and associated detritus from one nostril.

Joe: "Man, dija see dat guy blow a wad of snot outa his friken nose?"

Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

Inadvertent Tacticle Barf

A tacticle barf that you don't initiate on purpose but actually comes at exactly the right time, such that you can continue drinking afterwards.

Rick is in the restroom. He wanted to take a dump but it turned into an inadvertent tacticle barf.

by tomsal June 15, 2024

Alolan Barf

A mispronunciation of Allahu Akbar. Cause the meaning to change from "God is Great" to a pokemon name

Tour guide: Welcome to the Taj Mahal
Isaac: Alolan Barf!
SJWs: Racist ass this is a Hindu temple

by Furry Balls May 30, 2021

Barf Garth

A boy who is very clingy, but does not really know anything about you, and overly uses inappropriate compliments in random contexts to try to get you to go out with him. He also gets mad you when you can't drop everything to be able to go out, as he realizes his gross compliments have failed. Gets mad fro a day, then it all starts over again the next morning.

omg that guy last night was such a barf garth.

by london2018 February 21, 2017

Barf out!

Valspeak for "That's disgusting!"

Did you see what's for lunch today?

Yeah, oh! Barf out! Gag me with a spoon!

by Cheetor Is Awesome January 23, 2012

palm barf

Semen that runs down the palm of your hand after ejaculation.

Hand me a tissue. I need to wipe this palm barf off.

by CrustieDrawz March 2, 2017