bald eagle

Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.

Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!

by captain chump June 27, 2004

bald beav

a beav or pussy which is shaved

Do you have a bald beav or keep it hairy?

by Flop May 12, 2004

Baldie

(noun), Street slang used to describe a pitbull that Possesses completely white head typical known as bald pitbulls)The reference of that in regards to the Bald Eagle , when fully matured has a completely white head.

-“Yo Deshawn did you see the size of that head on that baldie Mike was walking on 30th?”

by DEADMEAT April 16, 2019

Bald

West Coast Canadian slang for getting so high/stoned/baked off the good ‘ol marijuana/weed/chron/pot/giggle bush, that you feel as though you have suddenly lost all of your body hair, and are now so completely and utterly hairless, that you are able to transcend through the universe and feel complete, once again.

“Whoa man, that weed we smoked last night got me so fucking bald!”

by Big Chiller Jim (J’cB) November 20, 2020

Baldar

Baldar is a Haldar but one of the extreme addictions would be Aries. Most of these Baldars must be executed. They inhibit behavior unknown to most individuals, such as unnecessary movement with a mouse whilst aiming towards an opponent.

One individual, in particular, can be categorized as an individual that not only needs to be executed but exorcised afterward to consider reincarnation, although unlikely it would be best avoided.

God damn Baldar can you stop playing ARIES, I'm literally about to come over to your home and execute you, I KNOW YOUR ADDRESS!!!

by baldar pubes January 6, 2021

Balder

Where there's a party there's balder. Balder is the definition of a good night out even though your friends have passed out in a ditch.

Ayo, wanna go on some balder tonight?

by sheikob June 5, 2021

vintage balderdash

(noun) An erroneous concept conceived to imply that winners like Charlie Sheen actually have issues. Jealous losers, such as Chuck Lorre and Brooke Mueller exploit winners for their own personal gain, thus creating false impressions that result in vintage balderdash.

“I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” -Charlie Sheen

by Catmailer March 18, 2011