red badge of courage

When a man has penile-vaginal sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently menstruating. Not to be confused with the term red beard which involves oral sex.

Barney had to clean up his penis after earning his red badge of courage with Betty.

by tru@ January 13, 2005

Nerd Badge

n. The ID badge that employees of Google, yahoo, apple and other major tech companies are required to use to get into the building and wear around like a weird dork pride beacon when they go out to lunch with other nerds

Me: Dude, look at that nerd walking around with his Nerd Badge and his other nerd friends thinking that its cool that they work for Apple

Friend: Yeah, they look like dorks; do you think they'll ever get a girlfriend?

Me: ..........No

by -AJ April 23, 2011

Blue Badged

Gay slang meaning that you've been fucked so hard that you've been rendered disabled and now qualify for a disability parking permit or 'blue badge'.

Jesus, Stephen blue badged me so hard last night, I'm in danger of a prolapse.

by rambodora July 3, 2014

Brown badge of courage

The act of eating a ass with chunks of fecal matter or shit stains all along the crack of your partners ass. After completing the task you have officially earned your brown badge of courage. You sick bastard.

"Dude last night I finally earned my brown badge of courage with the help of your mom."

by AzNm0Nk3y January 12, 2006

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Encrusted anal entrance

by Ste April 6, 2003

rusty sherrifs badge

the hole in your arse, see also
rusty bullet wound

she tried to stick her finger in my rusty sherrifs badge

by gary anton November 29, 2003

wife merit badge

when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job

Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night

by thepoopadoop July 4, 2010