Lame-ass emo wannabes who pretend to be 'deep', 'melancholy', or 'misundrstood' while in actuality are some of the bubbliest, shallowest people on the planet. Usually have infatuations with Twilight, Chharlie the unicorn, and cheap emo bands they probably don't even listen to.
Sorry I'm late. I got caught behind the preps in black at Hot Topic, and had to stand there for an hour while they wrung up their wristbands and talked about Twilight.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe September 22, 2009
Get the preps in blackmug. The most kick-ass country on Earth. Despite what the UN liberals have you think, most people here are patriots who are proud to fight for their country, which is why all the draft-dodging pussies went running off to Canada. We are the most hated country only because we actually have the balls to protect what we care about. And not only do we protect our country, we send aid to other places in need. So all of you who hate America SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009
Get the Americamug. by bowlingforcolumbuncombe August 21, 2009
Get the wallowshipmug. person, especially a celebrity or wealthy person, always involved in an organization or helping a cause. Examples include Angelina Jolie and Paul McCartney.
Everyone who lives in San Francisco is a causemonger. They just can't seem to be happy unless they're bettering the planet somehow.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe July 27, 2009
Get the causemongermug. 1: The victorious feeling emos get from generating a lot of pity or attention through crying, whining, etc.
2: The heady rush of adrenaline masochists get from being in pain.
2: The heady rush of adrenaline masochists get from being in pain.
Student 1: Why do the emos always come from the counselor smiling?
Student 2: They're having emogasms from all the attention.
Sharon had an intense emogasm when she cut "pain" into her arm with a razor blade.
Student 2: They're having emogasms from all the attention.
Sharon had an intense emogasm when she cut "pain" into her arm with a razor blade.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 24, 2009
Get the emogasmmug. Metaphorical badge given to al people accpeted as rednecks by the redneck community. The redneck badge of honor can be taken away. Similar to a {gay card} but for rednecks.
Bubba and Skeeter took away my redneck badge of honor after finding out I don't watch NASCAR or eat KFC.
After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.
After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009
Get the redneck badge of honormug. Something of complete and utter ridiculousness, strangeness, or uselessness. Because of the Shakira song "she wolf".
Person one: Did you see that new Michael Moore film on capitalism?
Person two: Yeah.
Person one: So how was it?
Person two:Compete and total she wolf.
Person two: Yeah.
Person one: So how was it?
Person two:Compete and total she wolf.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe November 20, 2009
Get the she wolfmug.