Definitions by bowlingforcolumbuncombe
dietary retardation
1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
dietary retardation by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010
redneck badge of honor
Metaphorical badge given to al people accpeted as rednecks by the redneck community. The redneck badge of honor can be taken away. Similar to a {gay card} but for rednecks.
Bubba and Skeeter took away my redneck badge of honor after finding out I don't watch NASCAR or eat KFC.
After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.
After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.
redneck badge of honor by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009
America
The most kick-ass country on Earth. Despite what the UN liberals have you think, most people here are patriots who are proud to fight for their country, which is why all the draft-dodging pussies went running off to Canada. We are the most hated country only because we actually have the balls to protect what we care about. And not only do we protect our country, we send aid to other places in need. So all of you who hate America SHUT THE FUCK UP.
America by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009
emogasm
1: The victorious feeling emos get from generating a lot of pity or attention through crying, whining, etc.
2: The heady rush of adrenaline masochists get from being in pain.
2: The heady rush of adrenaline masochists get from being in pain.
Student 1: Why do the emos always come from the counselor smiling?
Student 2: They're having emogasms from all the attention.
Sharon had an intense emogasm when she cut "pain" into her arm with a razor blade.
Student 2: They're having emogasms from all the attention.
Sharon had an intense emogasm when she cut "pain" into her arm with a razor blade.
emogasm by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 24, 2009
she wolf
Something of complete and utter ridiculousness, strangeness, or uselessness. Because of the Shakira song "she wolf".
Person one: Did you see that new Michael Moore film on capitalism?
Person two: Yeah.
Person one: So how was it?
Person two:Compete and total she wolf.
Person two: Yeah.
Person one: So how was it?
Person two:Compete and total she wolf.
she wolf by bowlingforcolumbuncombe November 20, 2009
preps in black
Lame-ass emo wannabes who pretend to be 'deep', 'melancholy', or 'misundrstood' while in actuality are some of the bubbliest, shallowest people on the planet. Usually have infatuations with Twilight, Chharlie the unicorn, and cheap emo bands they probably don't even listen to.
Sorry I'm late. I got caught behind the preps in black at Hot Topic, and had to stand there for an hour while they wrung up their wristbands and talked about Twilight.
preps in black by bowlingforcolumbuncombe September 22, 2009
jawa
Derogatory term for people in the Middle East, because they live in sand, like the jawas from Star Wars. Also "sand people"
jawa by bowlingforcolumbuncombe August 21, 2009