baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere
guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
by iGrim April 19, 2021
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break and bake

Smoking marijuana while on break from work, usually with one or more co-workers.
Guy 1 : "Hey bro, I've got a joint pre-rolled, wanna break and bake?"

Guy 2 : "You bet your sweet ass I do, let's bounce."
by Avatar of WHOA February 11, 2011
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clay bake

a small plump teenager who eats too much but can not stop
also likes to take the piss of others...
damn lewis ur such a clay bake!
by Richard Cooke October 03, 2006
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Bake Cookies

Nick: Yo Kate what do you say we go bake cookies?

Kate: Okay sounds good to me

Nick: Perfect, now i have a chance to use my grandmas secret recipe
by The Master Cookie Chef March 04, 2009
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Baked Chicken

Getting high to the point where you are thoroughly and sufficiently baked through, as a fully cooked chicken would be.
Dude, I got so stoned last night, I was Baked Chicken for sure.
by Adrizzy69 January 09, 2017
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bake-over

A condition suffered the morning after having smoked, eaten, or otherwise ingested a copious amount of marijuana or hashish. Typical symptoms include sluggishness, tiredness or the inability to get out of bed, and a general feeling of no motivation to engage in physical movement or intellectual challenge. Can be brought on by either too much weed or too many brownies, nacho chips, or microwave popcorn.
Girlfriend (in the bathroom, yelling): "Let's go down to the beach today."

Boyfriend (in bed): "Not a chance. I'm fine right here."

GF: "Five joints and a bag of chips...you've got a bake-over. Get your butt up and let's get some sun."
by rockstar1 May 19, 2009
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wake and bake

A stoner's lone motivation to forego snoozing for ten more minutes. Also known as "morning glory" and "the buffer between my fist and my boss's face."
"I'm ready for bed. Leave the bong ready so we can wake and bake before work."
by The Prototype April 28, 2007
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