atheist

A person who does not believe in the existence of a higher power(A.K.A. God/Gods).

They DO NOT burn up when they walk into a church, or avert their eyes when going by one.
Most of them are just tired of watching religion being shoved so far down peoples throats, that they (insert cliche religion joke here).
Facebook-Repost if you love God. Scroll if you love Satan.

Me (atheist)-I just want to go through a few facebook posts without seeing a dumb religion post. Looks like its delete some bitches time.
by HardColdTruthBiotch March 20, 2014
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A perfectly normal person who just happens to not believe in nonsense about a powerful guy who always wants you to pray to him. Also these types of people do not believe in heaven or hell, so if you tell them that they are going to hell because they do not believe in god; it will not affect them emotionally. They are not people who praise satin.
god believer 1: WHAT? You don't believe in God?!
atheist: no...
god believer 1: Then you're going to go to Hell!
atheist: okay...?
by Atheist Lover April 26, 2009
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An atheist is a Christian who can think.
Q. Why did God punish Adam and Eve for eating from the evil tree of doom? Since God knows all, he knew they would eat from it when he gave them free will and told them not to. Yet he still punished all of humanity for eating an apple. That's like a parent telling their kid to stay out until eleven, kid stays out till eleven and gets yelled at. (They already knew he would, but they punished him anyway) Now, this doesn't seem so "all loving", so I was wondering if you (a Christian) could clear this up.

A. ...GOD'S PLAN
by renato June 06, 2005
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An individual who has decided they do not believe in a god or gods - most consider the idea of a god or gods as being an extremely remote possibility, to the point of being unrealistic, ergo atheist. As opposed to a theist who does believe in a god or gods, e.g. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, etc. Not to be confused with agnostics, who have not decided if they believe in the idea of a god or gods e.g. Thomas Huxley. Also not to be confused with anti-theists who are atheists that take an active stance against theism e.g. Richard Dawkins.
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When they die, they become the ground... then in that ground grows a tree, which is then cut down by a big sweaty man named bubba, and then they are printed into bibles.

They also believe that if you're Christian (or a member of any other religion), you are always depressed and think that you keep a list of things you can't do on your fridge, they hate Church, don't know that you can sleep in on a Sunday, and are all homophobics. TheAmazingAtheist is their Jesus.
by Commander FLuffee June 26, 2010
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An ignorant person, unwilling to believe the truth even if it's infront of him
Atheist: I've read all the scriptures, and no God doesn't exist.. Atleast that's what I wanna believe.
by Athiests Suck August 12, 2010
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A person with an IQ higher than room temperature.
Atheist's can think for themselves. They don't need some magical skydaddy to answer their prayers, and they certainly don't read fairytales like The Bible
by i can think for myself January 03, 2010
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