Assumpthole

An asshole that assumes a bunch of things that are wrong, attacks other people based on their incorrect assumptions, and then feels victimized, justified, and/or smug about it all

That assumpthole thought I voted for Trump, insulted me for 5 mins straight, and then stormed out of the room… I voted for Hillary.

by FrozenBadger March 26, 2022

Assumer

A person who assumes

Oh you're gonna assume now you assumer?

by RetardedRuby April 24, 2022

Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors

I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.

by GJeezz May 25, 2022

Assum

Short term for “or something”

Jay: soo what you doin today
Kya: nun u can come ova assum

by Deffo.zi July 7, 2022

Assumance

better word than assumption. Assumance is very much correct. Use to descirbe people who assume a lot (jazzy)

I’ll take your assumance over a guess

by grilledchessy September 25, 2022

assuming is bad you should never assume

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022

Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something

You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.

by atomie November 3, 2022