asspirate

An asspirate is usually decribed as a gay male that likes other males. An asspirate can be vividly described as follows. He is a gay man that is bald wearing a pirate hat with instead of a skull and cross bones, it has a crossed dildo and scrotum sack. This asspirate stands ontop of the background butts in the music video "I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mixalot. Here the asspirate with his hat, gay pink bandana, parrot, and ass grabbing hook he stands untop of these butts until it is time to plunge into them. That is asspirate as best and to the most I would like to describe.

The bald-headed gay wrestler became and asspirate after raping a poor new wrestler in the locker room.

by USMC-IceSoldier July 14, 2003

Assperger's

An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.

"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"

by palabrajot August 19, 2011

asspirate

to make love to a pirate's ass

Arh.. gimme another flying asspirate

by penguin October 27, 2002

Asspie

A word that can stand for anything taken to be negative, ranging from describing mediocrity to expressing anger or disinterest in a situation.

As a noun, "That movie was asspie."
As an adjective, ", The acting was such asspie."
As a proper noun, ", Hey, Asspie!"

by The Colonol May 8, 2006

Assopraghnic

a person that does not know what this word means.

All you are assopraghnics until you read this.

by sof-tkorb February 6, 2003

Asspectacular

Fantastic; to have an 'apple-shaped' rear end; pert, with plex. Grabbable; capable of producing 'WHACK!' sounds upon slapping of cheek(s).

Holy cow! That girl's asspectacular!

by mj v1.0 September 2, 2003

asspiring

verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.

I was an asspiring writer once.

by Rhiana October 26, 2007