Assoholic

Someone addicted to being a total ass hole

1. Guy 1: Dude! Have you heard the things David keeps saying about Jenny?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he's a total assoholic!

2. Guy 1: Let's go put smile in his locker!

Guy 2: Again? No man don't be such an assoholic

by itsares June 27, 2010

file association war

when programs on your computer declare war on each other, stealing each other's default filetypes (like video being opened by quicktime, itunes, windows media player, or VLC). They keep fighting over them, driving the user crazy.

Aargh! My programs are in a file association war. First realplayer opens mp3 files, then itunes, then windows media player! Make them stop!!!

by domino57 March 9, 2008

bucket of assorted creams

girl who recieves massive ammounts of cum (cream) hence bucket from a variety of sources hence assorted

sally is a bucket of assorted creams

by gazzzzzzz May 17, 2006

Awesome by association

Whereas one who hangs with someone who is awesome there by is regarded as awesome too.

Also applicable to someone doing something that is awesome, or owns something that's awesome.

Often shortend as ABA.

Is Andrew cool?

Well he's hangin' with Brad so he's gotta be Awesome by association

by Ceasarr December 23, 2010

associates degree

A useless napkin that is most commonly attained at a 2 year community college.

Mom: "we're out of toilet paper "
Me: "just use my associates degree "

by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

assoblutely

1) Same as “absolutely” but it allows you to loudly sneak in unnoticed the term "ass" ass during any conversation in almost any kind of context when done properly.

2) Sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about ass.

1)
Boss: -Will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning?
You: -Assoblutely sir!

2)
Hot girl in the club: -So, what do you think of the club? Do you like it in here?
You: -Assoblutely!

by RX777 March 3, 2011

Male Sexy Associative Disorder (MSAD)

Male sexy associative disorder (MSAD) is the condition when a person (generally female) associates sexy men with one another. As a result, the individual in question is unable to distinguish between two sexy men, and often gets their identities confused. This disorder is more common in parts of East and Southeast Asia, however, there have been documented cases in the United States, Canada and Australia.

Nicole has Male Sexy Associative Disorder (MSAD). We went to see the movie Twilight together and she couldn't distinguish between Edward and Jacob.

by Dr. Marie Mitsushine December 24, 2011